Former chef gets even with lunch-stealing coworker by putting scorpion pepper powder in food: '[He] never stole anyone's lunch again'

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    The Creative Exchange
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    Nailed The Lunch Stealer At work we had a community fridge where everyone put their lunches. Everyone had
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    their names on them or at least on their containers. I was a chef my entire career but had taken a different job as my career was winding down.
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    Something to do with my time. Every job has lunch thieves it seems. I got mine taken more than others as people knew it was going to be good. I
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    frequently brought fancy sandwiches like banh mi or such. I knew or at least suspected who the thief was, a CPA I'll call Micheal, because that's his name. He was on a
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    days-long streak of pilfering so I made a nice big banh mi and spiked the mayo. Did I mention I also own a hot sauce company? I do. I took
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    Trinidad scorpion pepper powder from peppers I'd dehydrated and loaded the mayo with it. About an hour before everyone
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    took their lunch break was prime time for lunch thief Micheal to go do his dirty work. I looked in the fridge and sure enough, the skunk took the bait.
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    As I walked by the bathroom- his preferred hiding/lunch spot- I heard coughing, gagging and finally ing. Really v grotesque yet satisfying
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    noises. I casually walked in and looked at the red faced, watery-eyed drooling mess and with much concern asked if he was alright? He mumbled he wasn't feeling well and might have to go home.
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    He was gone the rest of that day and all of the next. Micheal, to my knowledge, never stole anyone's lunch again.
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    talonca... 1d ago. • Ah yes Revenge best served with hot sauce
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    Shoddy... • 1d ago • His name is Michael because that's his name
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    Smoot... 21h ago. . Every company should have a policy of if you are caught with someone else's food, without permission, they are terminated on the spot.
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    xboxga... 1d ago. Petty revenge is best served with Scorpion Pepper Powder.
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    Joules... 1d ago The CPA?! Y'all trust this guy with the finances?
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    Justan... • 1d ago. Lunch Thief FA FO! Good!! He deserves that!
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    mimi10... 1d ago. Cruel but absolutely brilliant. Bet his a hurt too. ROTOLM O

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